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25.05.11

Hollywood Actresses

Posted in Blogroll, Film Reviews, Random Thoughts at 7:27 am by Liv About Liviu Tudor

I was watching just last night a movie on one of the terestrial channel — a repeat of a classic super-action/super-adventure/super-thriller and all the other “supers” (I’m not going to divulge the name of it as I don’t want to actually increase its popularity) when what is about to follow in this post (re)occurred to me. And when I say “I was watching it” I mean by that I was going through a few bottles with a friend while this thing was going on on the screen — and occasionally we might pay attention to the screen for a fraction of a second (as I said, it was a repeat after all :D ).

The movie saw our heroine — an actress rather “well designed upstairs” — go through some amazing adventures during which she had many opportunities to show us not just how intelligent she is, quick-witted, well-read and well educated, but also what an expert in martial arts, fire weaponry, bombs, flying planes and helicopters and driving fast cars she was! I mean, a robot wouldn’t be as good as her by the looks of it! And then it occured to me: it’s the big boobs! Without the big boobs she won’t be able to do that! So my friend and I sat down and devised this list of facts that applies to Hollywood actresses and their boobs — you tell me these are not true! Read the rest of this entry »

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13.11.06

Jek sie masz!

Posted in Film Reviews at 6:06 pm by Liv About Liviu Tudor

Don’t know about you, but I went and saw the movie Borat this weekend, after all the hype that was built around it. And I must say it is extremely funny!

While I was amused before by his “Russian” language which turns out to be Polish (ask any Polish guy how do you say “Thanks” in Polish and you’ll find out where Borat’s Genkuy comes from ;-) ), I was even more amused about the beginning part which was actually shot in a gypsy village in Romania! The whole beginning of the movie “in his home village” is actually shot there and throughout this part all of the people involved (well, apart from Sascha Baron Cohen himself obviously) speak Romanian.

So if you put it all together, your average (I’m avoiding the term “ignorant” on purpose here :-) ) viewer would be utterly confused about the language spoken by the Khazakhstani people: is it Polish, Russian, Romanian or a mixture of arabic and something else? :-)
High five!

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10.09.06

Boiler Room

Posted in Film Reviews at 12:30 pm by Liv About Liviu Tudor

I watched the other day Boiler Room — interesting stuff, folks! Never-ever say YES to a trader who calls you on the phone out of the blue :) lol

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