Julius Caesar walks into a bar. “I’ll have a Martinus” he asks the bartender. The bartender looks at him puzzled: “Do you mean Martini???” “Look”, says Julius Caesar pissed off, “if I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”
A Random Thought
I kill everyone for one dollar, but you're my friend... so I'll kill you for nothing!
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